A brilliant metaphor
To the persons tags before me, A+
#they also ask what you’re wearing when you get hit #why weren’t you wearing something more bright/reflective? #do you WANT to get hit?
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“keep the change, ya filthy animal”
This is why I refuse to eat meals out by myself.
best insult ever
Do you ever have those days where you’re like “YAAAS IM SO FINE” and then 20 minutes later you look in the mirror or take a pic and its like “ew who is that lard”
American Beauty (1999)
Hit ‘Em Up Style | Blu Cantrell
the intro sounds like people walking into a room with machine guns in white Armani suits
That’s why it’s my anthem
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"It’s not dead. It’s resting."
That is an ex-parrot.
He has ceased to be.
He has expired and gone to meet his maker
He’s pining for the fjords.
If you hadn’t nailed him to the perch, he’d be pushing up daisies
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