June 2012
8 posts
It is so wonderful to be able to set your alarm clock for the next morning 1.5hrs later!
I practically feel like I get to sleep in! I only have to wake up at 6:45 am! I’m such a lucky devil.
May 2012
74 posts
Got the keys to my company car today. Brand new car. NBD.
sheslostcontrolagn:
This episode was about everything Don can’t own. BRILLIANT. I’m crying so much, i can’t even…
Mad Men was so good tonight. Like, that was maybe the best episode I’ve seen. Of any TV show. Ever.
cynicalskin:
barrymanilowswinternightmare:
beesinmypants:
tardiscrash:
othetasigmao:
sithholocron:
Patrick Stewart (Captain Jean-Luc Picard, Professor X) asks us about the letter B.
Because I need this on my blog
Best thing.
Perfect
PATRICK FOR FUCKS SAKE
Well, I never!
This.
Toilet paper orientation - Wikipedia, the free... →
misspaperlilies:
Obviously this page exists on wikipedia
Its such a long article!!!
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Orson Welles is so worthy of the all the hype.
OH MY GOD THANK YOU GOOD FORTUNES I HAD A HALF DAY TODAY
the tunnel is fuuuuuuuuuuuuuucked. fucked.
Whoop Whoop! Instead of sitting in going-nowhere traffic, I toats be chillin in bed.
Tweedle deee, dum dee dum, waitin for my mouth to unfreeze before I have lunch….
Cat’s been meowing at my bedroom door for the past 10 minutes…. I don’t know how he knows I’m in here—I haven’t made a single noise except for now when I was typing this…
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Guys, sometimes I just love the internet SO MUCH. SOOO, soooooo much. Yes.
Just wanted to put that out there in the open.
Two Steps to a Bikini-Ready Body
real-mean:
viviandemilo:
princessnaphthalene:
1. Look in the mirror and say “Bitch, I’m fabulous.”
2. Don bikini.
3. Repeat step 1
Oh, dang, lookit that, ready 4 summer. And this year it didn’t even take cutting anything delicious out of my diet or spending days agonizing over exercise and then eventually just giving up and refusing to wear shorts even when it’s over 100 degrees...
Ahhhhh, suddenly very anxious about the fact that I’m starting a new job tomorrow…..
In Germany, police fired 85 bullets in all of...
think-progress:
In the U.S., police fired 90 shots at one unarmed man in Los Angeles.
Dad: Hey, Lisa, I was gonna take the van to the car wash....
Me: ...Yea, and?
Dad: Was wondering if you wanted to come?
Me: What kind of car wash??
Dad: Oh, you know, the automated ones that you just drive through.
Me: ....YES.
Someone I knew from highschool is now not only married but is pregnant… AND ITS NOT AN ACCIDENT. Wtf.
edit: GOOD FOR HER. I hope she is happy.
http://www.tastespotting.com/ →
Omggggg I love food. I love it. So much. And this website…. THIS WEBSITE. Is it heaven or is it torture??